In the realm of combat-focused video games, weapons play an indispensable role. These instruments are not only your primary methods for tackling challenges but also crucial for self-preservation against various foes. However, the effectiveness of weapons can vary dramatically, with some serving little purpose beyond annoyance.
Among the array of weapons, certain ones stand out for all the wrong reasons. Whether due to underwhelming stats, peculiar penalties, or impractical abilities, these weapons can often become a source of frustration for players. Their existence might stem from unconventional design choices, quirky humor by the developers, or even as a means to spring traps on unsuspecting players.
10 Dagger of Friendship
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
One might logically deduce that a dagger thrust into one’s leg signifies a desire for friendship; however, such assumptions falter in the fantastical setting of the Shivering Isles. In this Oblivion expansion, the Dagger of Friendship serves a unique purpose. Instead of inflicting harm, every slash delivers healing to your target, rendering it entirely ineffective outside of its specific quest context.
9 Clumps
GoldenEye 007
While GoldenEye 007 may lack the graphical finesse of current shooters, its weapon handling boasts subtle distinctions. Among the least favored firearms is the Klobb, modeled after the Skorpion machine pistol. Its abysmal firing rate and erratic bullet spread make it unsuitable for stealth mechanics, perpetuating its infamy as a joke weapon. Interestingly, this gun bears the name of Ken Lobb, a Nintendo employee, evoking both reverence and ridicule.
8 Anti-Gadoid Gun
Dying Light
In Dying Light, players confront the undead Infected that prowl Harran, a city ravaged by the Harran Virus. During a quest involving a conspiracy about alien origins, an NPC named David rewards players with the Anti-Gadoid Gun. Unfortunately, this weapon is entirely ornamental; it makes a loud sound but lacks the ability to inflict damage, instead attracting more Infected towards the player.
7 Turfing
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Amidst the expansive weaponry in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, players encounter the deceptive Tyrfing. This magical sword appears potent with an enchanting design; however, it dramatically reduces Alucard’s attack power by 30 points when equipped, serving as a mockery of effective weaponry.
6 Happy Bubble Blaster
Just Cause 2
Nestled atop a tower in Just Cause 2, players can discover the Happy Bubble Blaster, an unconventional weapon that produces bubbles when fired. While charming, it lacks any combat utility and ironically triggers hostile reactions from nearby soldiers and civilians despite its playful nature.
5 Bane
Borderlands 2
Unique weaponry is a hallmark of the Borderlands franchise, with guns possessing randomized stats and abilities. Among these is the Bane, a “mythical” SMG with notable downsides: it cripples your movement speed and unnerving voice effects accompany every shot. Despite decent damage output, the drawbacks overshadow its advantages.
4 Cursed Eye
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
In The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, players can encounter numerous items that enhance their tear attacks. However, the Cursed Eye disrupts standard mechanics by substituting continuous fire with a charging shot. This alteration compromises battle efficiency, particularly when taking damage can teleport the player to a random location, potentially causing unwanted resets in boss encounters.
3 Gold Sword
Minecraft
Intuitively, one might expect a golden sword in Minecraft to offer superior quality. However, these swords inflict the same damage as wooden variants while exhibiting lower durability. The only perceived advantage lies in the breadth of enchantments available, yet these cannot compensate for the weapon’s fundamental ineffectiveness compared to sturdier options like diamond swords.
2 From O’War
Team Fortress 2
Within Team Fortress 2, each class offers various unlocking weapons with diverse effects. The Scout’s Fan O’War is notable for marking enemies for increased damage but suffers from a major flaw: it deals 75% less damage than the Scout’s regular bat. This focus on marking a single enemy undermines the Scout’s agility and overall damage potential, making it less desirable.
1 Giant’s Knife
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
In The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, players can acquire various swords, including the notorious Giant’s Knife. Initially, it appears to be an exceptional weapon. However, its inherent fragility leads to its blade snapping after a few uses, rendering it useless unless repaired—prompting players to reevaluate their decision to invest in such a precarious weapon.
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