The Ultimate Guide to Dating Everything by Bobby Pinn

Date Everything! captivates players by allowing them to forge relationships not only with human characters but also with inanimate objects around their home. From the cozy bed to the air conditioning unit, and even to the smallest dust bunnies, players can find connections in every nook and cranny. However, navigating these relationships, especially with Bobby Pinn, can be quite intricate.

Bobby Pinn is a unique character whose interactions require players to choose their responses carefully, as they can lead to romance, friendship, or rivalry. As an elusive outlaw who frequently changes locations, tracking her down may pose challenges, particularly due to her diminutive size. Yet, despite these hurdles, Bobby Pinn proves to be a consistent option for romance within the game.

Bobby Pinn’s Locations

Bobby Pinn is, fittingly, represented by a bobby pin, making her presence easy to overlook. Players will notice she moves to different spots in the house after each interaction.

To find her quickly, consider common hiding spots for a bobby pin—most likely near the vacuum cleaner. After meeting the character Hoove in the laundry room closet, who is situated next to Bobby, the search becomes easier. As players familiarize themselves with her appearance, spotting her becomes less of a challenge.

Introduction	Laundry Room Closet Floor (Next to Hoove the vacuum cleaner)
First Conversation	Laundry Room Sink (Next to/on top of Sinclair the sink)
Second Conversation	Desk in Office (Right side of the desk, in front of a stack of papers)
Third Conversation	On top of the Safe in the Attic
Fourth Conversation	Bedside Table (Right side facing the bed, above Ben-Hwa)
Final Conversation	Kitchen (Counter, in front of Kopi, the coffee machine)

Completing Bobby Pinn’s storyline rewards players with the Fold-Out Ironing Board, I, Ronaldini, and an impressive five S. P.E. C.S.points in SASS.

Navigating Relationships with Bobby Pinn

Bobby Pinn’s character has an interesting backstory; she was once more innocent before being inadvertently corrupted by Hoove the vacuum cleaner. To uncover her true self, players must engage thoughtfully in conversations and select the appropriate responses.

Fortunately, the pathway to each type of relationship—whether romantic, friendly, or adversarial—is quite clear and straightforward. Below are the essential dialogue choices that will help players achieve the desired outcome. Note that some conversations have only one response option that players must take to progress.

Bobby Pinn Introduction – Laundry Room Closet

Bobby’s Dialogue	Your Response
You got a problem, punk!?	What? No.
Wait, wait. No.‘The Pinn Criminal Empire.’	What about ‘The Pinn Gang’?
Makes you reevaluate your priorities in life… Makes ya think long and hard about who you truly are.	You got bent up?
I feel like for the first time in my life who I am and who I’ve always been are one and the same, baby.	You look amazing!
After all, you know the first rule of business: location, location, location!	That sounds about right.
What say you?	Hell yeah.

First Conversation – Laundry Room Sink

Bobby’s Dialogue	Your Response
BOO!	Scream loudly.
Look at all the opportunities here!	Tell me more, boss.
Next thing you know we’re rolling in the dough!	What if they don’t have anything in their pockets?
Eh? How about it?	I don’t think we’re going to get much money from the clothes in this house…

Second Conversation – Office Desk

Bobby’s Dialogue	Your Response
Welcome to the potential future home of the Pinn Family’s Crime Paradise!	My office?
Robert ‘Bobby’ Pinn – Legitimate Businesspin.
We just keep finding new suckers to keep our scheme alive!	That’s typically called a ponzi scheme, and they rarely end well.

Third Conversation – Attic Safe

Bobby’s Dialogue	Your Response
Potential future site of the Pinn Criminal Empire.	This spot seems too quaint for you.
We gather our riches and succeed again!	Too many people up here could ruin your intimidating vibe.
Well, maybe you can come up with a strategy for us, eh, recruit?	How about we just rob the safe?

Final Conversation – Kitchen

Bobby’s Dialogue	Your Response
You made it! Welcome to the Pinn Crime Family HQ!	Chin up, boss.
But now that I’m here, I’m unsure what to do!	Could you show me a demonstration? I want to see an expert at work.

At this juncture, players must decide their relationship with Bobby Pinn—either to pursue romance, friendship, or enmity.

Bobby Pinn’s Romance

Player successfully romances Bobby Pinn.

Bobby’s Dialogue	Your Response
I can’t believe this! I wasn’t expecting this at all!	What’s going to happen to the Pinn Gang?
But I knew I’d eventually snap! It’s best to sever ties with the baggage.	I’m so relieved to see it’s not just me feeling this way.

This exchange solidifies the romance. Future choices will no longer impact this relationship, and players will gain 5 S. P.E. C.S.points in SASS for successfully romancing Bobby Pinn.

Build a Friendship with Bobby Pinn

Player achieves friendship with Bobby Pinn.

Bobby’s Dialogue	Your Response
I can’t believe this! What a surprise!	What about us?
But I was going to lose it! It’s best not to have any emotional baggage.	I only hoped for friendship…

After confirming these responses, the friendship is firmly established. Players earn 5 S. P.E. C.S.points in SASS for befriending Bobby Pinn.

Establish Enmity with Bobby Pinn

Player achieves confrontation with Bobby Pinn.

Bobby’s Dialogue	Your Response
I can’t believe this! I wasn’t ready for this!	What will happen to us?
But I knew I’d never really fit in! Let’s cut our losses!	Not interested.
I guess we could still maintain a casual friendship…	I’m not looking for that.

This final interaction results in a hateful outcome with Bobby Pinn. Players also gain 5 S. P.E. C.S.points in SASS for establishing this antagonistic relationship.

Bobby Pinn’s Collectibles

Collectibles for Bobby Pinn in Date Everything!

Players can effortlessly collect Bobby Pinn’s items by following this comprehensive guide. However, be aware that one specific collectible demands a precise response during the introduction.

During her first appearance, players must respond with “What about ‘The Pinn Gang’?” when Bobby mentions her criminal organization. This response unlocks the final collectible.

The initial collectible is secured while speaking in the office, and the second one is obtained at the nightstand beside the bed. Both collectibles can be collected regardless of other dialogue choices made.

By following the guide provided, players will complete Bobby Pinn’s route, acquire all collectibles, and reach their chosen relationship status. While her route is one of the simpler paths in the game, her constant movement can create amusing challenges in this quirky dating sim experience. For further tips and tricks, check out more on dating sims.

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