“Costco Memes Ignite as Internet Reacts to Diddy’s Lawyer’s Baby Oil Explanation – ‘Somebody Tell Bruh This Ain’t Helping the Case’”

Sean “Diddy”Combs’ attorney, Marc Agnifilo, recently tried to explain the rationale behind the rapper owning 1000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant during an interview with TMZ published on September 25. According to The New York Times, this peculiar discovery was made when Homeland Security conducted a raid on the musician’s residences. Following these revelations, various memes related to the incident and the lawyer’s explanations have circulated online.

Trigger Warning: The following article discusses s*x trafficking and abuse. Reader’s discretion is advised.

TMZ’s Harvey Levin claimed that the baby oils were likely used by multiple individuals engaging in explicit activities at Diddy’s mansion. In response, Marc Agnifilo said:

“[Diddy] has a big house. He buys in bulk. I think they have Costcos in every place where he has a home. I mean, have you sat in a parking lot of a Costco and seen what people walk out with? I don’t think it was a thousand [bottles]. Let’s just say it was a lot.”

The attorney reiterated similar points in a conversation with The Post while outside the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, where Diddy was awaiting trial. Agnifilo stated:

“I mean, there is a Costco right down the street. I think Americans buy in bulk as we know. And you know these consensual adults doing what consensual adults do. You know, we can’t get so puritanical in this country to think that somehow s*x is a bad thing, because if it was, there would be no more people.”

In the meantime, social media users have taken the opportunity to create humorous memes about Costco, Diddy, the baby oil, and Marc Agnifilo. One tweet humorously responded:

Other internet users critiqued both the attorney and Diddy. One user on X remarked, “Costco manager seeing Diddy’s order for the 59th time in a week,” while another quipped, “What mickey mouse lawyer is this? I thought Diddy invested millions in his advocates.” Another user jokingly added, “Shoulda hired Jackie Chiles.”

NBC News reported that after Combs was arrested on September 16, he pleaded not guilty to various serious charges, including s*x trafficking by force, fraud, or coercion, transportation to engage in prostitution, and racketeering conspiracy. Reactions to his lawyer’s statements included comments like:

“I live near a Costco too but I don’t store baby oil in bulk, or is he a reseller? Anyways, we all know the real reason why he was buying it,” commented a user on X.

“It wasn’t baby oil. It was liquid ecstasy lol,” added another platform user.

“Ain’t nobody believing that,” another netizen remarked.

Marc Agnifilo’s conversation with TMZ is part of the upcoming documentary about Combs. As reported by The New York Post, Homeland Security also confiscated firearms and ammunition, including three AR-15s, along with other items like “controlled substances, extra linens, and lighting.”

Additionally, social media reactions included queries about Diddy possibly having obtained his lawyer from Costco, along with jokes about walking out of Costco with such a large quantity of baby oil.

“Did he get the lawyer at Costco too?” a user on X asked.

“Hate when I accidentally walk out of Costco w/1000 bottles of baby oil,” humorously stated another user.

11th Victim Comes Forward to Accuse Diddy of S*xual Assault

According to CNN, on September 25, another victim, Thalia Graves, filed a lawsuit against the rapper and his bodyguard, Joseph Sherman. She alleged that they r*ped her in a Manhattan studio in 2001 when she was only 25 years old, having met the rapper through her boyfriend who worked at Combs’ Bad Boy Records.

The lawsuit claims that Combs invited her to meet alone to discuss her boyfriend’s supposed “performance issues.”During that meeting, she alleges she was drugged and r*ped while being filmed. Speaking with AP reporters, Graves revealed:

“I’ve had PTSD, depression, and anxiety. I’m emotionally scarred. It has been hard for me to trust others, to form healthy relationships, or even feel safe in my own skin.”

After denying all allegations and pleading not guilty, Sean Combs is currently in federal custody, awaiting trial.

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