The Funniest Bubbles Quotes from Trailer Park Boys
Trailer Park Boys is known for its sharp humor, memorable characters, and outrageous moments. Among the standout personalities is Bubbles, played by Mike Smith, who co-writes the series. Bubbles is a cart-stealing, cat-loving resident of Sunnyvale Trailer Park who often serves as the moral compass for his friends, Ricky and Julian. His unique blend of sincere earnestness and comedic mischief has solidified Bubbles as a fan favorite, and his best quotes capture the essence of his character.
The show’s appeal has expanded significantly since it became available on Netflix, resulting in new seasons, films, and live specials featuring the beloved trio. As the conscience of the group, many of Bubbles’ quotes are imbued with humor as well as heart, which resonates with audiences and highlights the show’s charm. Here’s a look at some of the most iconic Bubbles quotes from the series that showcase his lovable yet quirky spirit.
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“Well, Why Don’t You Turn Your F***ing Cell Phone Off, Gary?”
Season 5, Episode 8: “Dressed All Over And Zesty Mordant”
In this episode, Bubbles enjoys the thrill of stealing shopping carts from the local mall, much to the dismay of the overbearing security guard, Gary. Despite Gary’s warnings about the consequences of his antics, Bubbles responds with a hilarious suggestion that Gary should simply ignore the complaints about his behavior, showcasing Bubbles’ playful disregard for authority.
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“I Can See You’re Being A Bit Of An A***hole Right Now. Give Me My Rig License.”
Season 4, Episode 7: “Propane, Propane”
Bubbles’ determination shines when he attempts to obtain his big rig license to assist with the gang’s cannabis operations. His overconfidence leads to a comical realization during the test, highlighting his visual impairment and childlike demand for the license as if it were a simple treat. This moment perfectly encapsulates his endearing oblivion to the serious nature of his aspirations.
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“I’m Down With Plato And Socrates, And I Like To Get Busy With All The Ladies.”
Season 3, Episode 4: “Who’s The Microphone Assassin?”
In a surprising turn, Bubbles takes the stage at J-Roc’s rap concert, declaring his affinity for classic philosophers while humorously trying his hand at freestyle rapping. His innocent rambling about cats and life reflects his character: earnest and clueless, yet utterly charming. This quote serves as a whimsical reflection of Bubbles’ self-image and his connection to his feline friends.
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“Boys, When the Cops Get Here, Tell Them I Won’t Resist. I’ll Be In My Shed Hyperventilating.”
Season 5, Episode 8: “Dressed All Over And Zesty Mordant”
Bubbles’ tenderhearted nature is front and center here as he admits to his anxiety when trouble arises. Unlike his friends who often revel in chaos, Bubbles just wants a peaceful existence, showcasing his relatable vulnerability amidst the absurdity of their criminal antics.
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“Julian, I Can’t Be Responsible For Every Little Thing That Comes Out Of His Mouth.”
Season 4, Episode 5: “Conky”
This episode features Bubbles wrestling with the chaotic influence of his childhood puppet, Conky, which hilariously starts to control him. The interaction vividly highlights Bubbles’ naivety and his struggle for autonomy, leading to both comic and insightful moments as he tries to assert himself against the puppet’s agenda.
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“Have A Nice Day, And Go F*** Yourself!”
Season 2, Episode 5: “The Bible Pimp”
Although often warm-hearted and well-meaning, Bubbles isn’t afraid to stand up for himself when pushed too far. This quote has become one of his catchphrases, illustrating his unique blend of kindness tempered with a no-nonsense attitude. The phrase has gained popularity, even inspiring informal merchandise, demonstrating Bubbles’ lasting impact on fans.
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“I’m Not Running Over A Kitty To Save Your F****** Dope, Ricky!”
Season 2, Episode 7: “The Bare Pimp Project”
Bubbles’ love for animals shines in this humorous yet poignant moment. When faced with a moral dilemma between saving a cat or pursuing criminal activities, Bubbles chooses compassion over chaos. This endearing aspect of his character solidifies the emotional depth of Trailer Park Boys, where even in criminal pursuits, kindness prevails.
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“I Ain’t Never Been So Frisky Before In My Whole Life!”
Season 2, Episode 7: “The Bare Pimp Project”
This quote highlights Bubbles’ excitement and excitement over J-Roc’s often questionable film projects. His enthusiasm adds a humorous edge to his character, revealing a side of Bubbles that is both innocent and exuberant, further endearing him to fans.
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“Should I Be Getting Baked For This, Boys?”
Season 7, Episode 1: “I F******g Miss Cory And Trevor”
Bubbles often finds himself torn between enjoying his vices and maintaining control. Despite the chaos surrounding him, Bubbles questions whether he should partake before a heist, demonstrating his inner conflict and relatability as a character who strives to do what’s right amidst the madness.
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“One Time I Was Making A Model, And I Glued The Wing Of A B-17 Bomber To My Bird By Accident.”
Season 4, Episode 5: “Conky”
Bubbles shares a humorous anecdote about his modeling hobby, showcasing both his passion and clumsiness. This quote reflects Bubbles’ extreme honesty and his willingness to share personal stories with both friends and the audience, deepening the viewers’ affinity for him.
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“Well, When I Was A Little Guy, I Always Wanted To Go Up Into Space, Be A Spaceman. But You Gotta Be Able To See Really F****n’ Good To Do That Job.”
Season 3, Episode 2: “Temporary Relief Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor”
Bubbles’ childhood dream of becoming an astronaut humorously contrasts with his current reality. This reflection reveals not only his whimsical aspirations but also a poignant awareness of his limitations, adding depth to his character and endearing him to the audience.
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“I Don’t Want To Be Known As The Guy Who Walks Up And Slaps Dadonkadonks.”
Season 5, Episode 6: “Don’t Cross the S***line”
Bubbles holds onto his values, even in the absurd contexts he finds himself in. This quote encapsulates his gentility, even when faced with the ridiculous demands of his friends, revealing his true nature and desire to maintain decency amidst chaos.
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“Ricky, Can’t We Just Have One Day Of No Yelling And No Horses*** And Just Play Some F****** Hockey?”
Season 3, Episode 7: “The Delusions of Officer Jim Lahey”
Amidst the chaos of his life, Bubbles yearns for simplicity and fun—represented by a game of hockey. This quote encapsulates his desire to enjoy simple pleasures amid the absurdity of his friendships, making it relatable and humorous for viewers who may feel similarly constrained by their circumstances.
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“On Special Occasions, I Always Pound The Liquor Into Me, Julian.”
Season 4, Episode 1: “Never Cry S***wolf”
This quote captures Bubbles’ rare moments of indulgence, offering a unique glimpse into his character. While typically the rational one, this is a reminder that even he has his moments of revelry, providing a layer of humor to his personality.
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“Here’s What I Know, Rick. If You Love Something, Let It Go. If It Comes Back To You, You Own It. If It Doesn’t, You Don’t Own It. And If It Doesn’t, You’re An A**hole, Just Like You.”
Season 1, Episode 2: “F**k Community College, Let’s Get Drunk and Eat Chicken Fingers”
This reflection showcases Bubbles’ unexpected wisdom, marrying humor with insight as he addresses relationships and ownership with a unique perspective. This unexpected depth makes Bubbles one of the most multifaceted characters in the series.
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“Lahey, Can You Please Get The Flying F*** Out Of Our Way? We Gotta Go Get Rush Tickets!”
Season 3, Episode 5: “Closer To The Heart”
This quote humorously underscores Bubbles’ fanboy enthusiasm for the iconic Canadian band Rush. His comedic frustration with Lahey adds to the already absurd context, showcasing his relatable desire to enjoy the concert without obstruction from those surrounding him.
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“I Can’t Wait To Start F****n’ Hammerin’ People!”
Season 4, Episode 4: “The Green B*stard”
Bubbles surprises everyone with his fiery enthusiasm as he dons the wrestling persona of The Green B*stard. His contrast between his usual gentle demeanor and newfound aggression makes for a hilariously memorable moment, showcasing the multifaceted nature of his character.
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“When Somebody Like Alex Lifeson Gives You A F****n’ T-Shirt To Put On, You’re Puttin’ The F****n’ Thing On. I Don’t Care If You Don’t Wear Shirts.”
Season 3, Episode 5: “Closer To The Heart”
Bubbles’ insistence on wearing a shirt gifted by Rush’s Alex Lifeson highlights his deep affection for the Canadian rock band, while also humorously addressing the running gag of Randy’s aversion to shirts. This moment captures Bubbles’ enthusiasm and loyalty, making it a memorable quote from the series.
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“Man, I Hope It’s Not A F******* Samsquanch, I Hate Those F****** B*******.”
Season 4, Episode 3: “Rub ‘N Tiz’zug”
This comical moment showcases Bubbles’ childlike fear of imaginary monsters as he watches a documentary about “samsquanches.”His exaggerated aversion to the fictitious creature adds a layer of humor to his character and reflects his quirky personality, further endearing him to viewers.
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“I Can Eat A F****n’ Bucket Myself.”
The Tragically Hip: The Darkest One (Music Video 2002)
In a hilarious cameo from Gord Downie of The Tragically Hip, Bubbles delivers this incredulous response when offered a bucket of chicken during a deal gone wrong. His starstruck yet shrewd nature highlights his character’s complexity, effortlessly balancing humor with genuine excitement in front of his idols.
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